honeybeefoxtrot:

bowlersandtophats:

nom-chompsky:

itsanthonygrey:

clever girl

Indeed.

*applauds*

(Source: establishedin81)

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aiclan)

“[Moriarty] sits motionless, like a spider in the centre of its web, but that web has a thousand radiations, and he knows well every quiver of each of them. He does little himself. He only plans. But his agents are numerous and splendidly organised. Is there a crime to be done, a paper to be abstracted, we will say, a house to be rifled, a man to be removed - the word is passed to the Professor, the matter is organised and carried out. The agent may be caught. In that case money is found for his bail or his defence. But the central power which uses the agent is never caught - never so much as suspected.”

(Source: piercinald)

mondoleon:

guten tag

(Source: tarmairon)

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(Source: time-issues)

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principals convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

itemfinder:

unimodus:

fuckyeahstartrektos:

Useful information

good lord can fleet admirals even lift their arms?

“It’s just the standard amount of gold braid”

(Source: closertodanger-fartherfromharm)

look me in the eyes and tell me that if the character you hold near and dear to your heart knocked on your window in the middle of the night and said “drop everything and come with me” you wouldn’t do it you know you fucking would

(Source: jaclcfrost)

iamanafricanprincess:

cancerously:

dgcakes:

workshopwriter:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

BUT LOOK

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC

coke you silly silly bastards

There’s sixty fucking two of them

they stopped at sixty two

this is why coke beats pepsi

shirleytemplar:

 #mind the fourth wall

(Source: christinahendricks)

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal